And I said, I don't care if they fire me off either, because I told, I told Sisko that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Kira too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the promenade, and I could see the shuttles, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston hyperspanner, but I kept my Swingline hyperspanner because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the stembolts for the Swingline hyperspanner and it's not okay because if they take my hyperspanner then I'll set the station on fire...
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Hahahaha well played. Also, Office Space is awesome
We just say 'manager'.
I don't know why but him calling it space arby's is the funniest part for me
Thanks, I think so too! I can't quite describe it, something about "Space Arby's" just has a funny ring to it.
Not without the chili cheese burrito, you won't.
'Bout time somebody paid them back for discontinuing the space potato cakes! Grrrr!!
Bloody savages!