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Uh...oh.... (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah of course, the well known Highly Transmittable Male Ligma

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The modern version of a henway

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do you have CSS as well? I heard if you get one you probably have the other.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I do. It's over there, slightly to the left

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Huh I always thought most people got that somewhere in their head...

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You should get checked about JS too, I've heard it is the worst one of them.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah it is but the doc can write you a script for that.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

angry upvote

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The most terrible and awful disease.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I thought it was an infection....

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

both, both is good.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

std::cout << "Do you have HTML?";

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

endSegmentation fault. Core dumped

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh right, the real end-of-line! :-P

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

HTML has nothing to do with sex.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

What you mean, pornhub has HTML.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm afraid this will be underappreciated, but you have my upvote.

..and my axe (or something)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Okay then - I mean it's a missed opportunity to also choose this guy's wife (maybe Lemnify that a bit and say to also choose this person's partner?), but it works for me! :-P

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can we pretend that I shared the "I understood that reference" Captain America meme right here where it belongs?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If I had known that in college I might have gotten an actual STD.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Surely you mean <ul>....<ol>....

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Only 1 in 100 Americans knows that HTML was named for "hot metal" after a type of ancient torture device.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

43 percent thought God helped Tim Tebow throw touchdowns. Let's keep this going.

What keeping this going might look like: Less than half can name all 3 branches of US government, with 26 percent unable to name a single branch.

Only about one third of Americans know that it's Thomas Jefferson on the nickel.

These people vote.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Searx (search engine) : how to treat Html?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

As long as they don't screw with the code

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They might have a point.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Half of them, seriously?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They say sixty-five percent of all statistics

Are made up right there on the spot

Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em

Whether they're accurate statistics or not

Now, I don't know what you believe

But I do know there's no doubt

I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof

I got too much to think about

this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2024
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