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I need this.... (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 244 points 1 year ago

It didn't change anything for me...

[-] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago

I think it's only worrying if it makes your code look better.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wonder what will happen if we put Yandere Simulator's code in there.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

i think the problem there is more structural than formatting

[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

I got an email from the devs asking for style advice.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Congrats...

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago

So it's just a wrapper for prettier?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Buuurrrnnnn

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The addition of comments makes this radioactive to the one kind of person who wouldn't mind reading ugly code.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

So basically GNU style formatting?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Bet it adds { on the next line.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

See the example someone else posted. It does as you say but only some times!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Inconsistentcy is key for good shitification!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Programmer is insufficiently polite

- INTERCAL

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Someone seems to have run this on the UI of Twitter during its conversion into X.

And Reddit too.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It went from Twitter to Xitter to Xittier.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

When will it hurry up to become Xhittiest and then we can all be done with it!? :-P

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Is this available for Android studio

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

It is android studio

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Like the good old BASIC compactor we had in the 80s, and this also exists for Javascript, replace all variables with a to z then aa to az etc if more than 26, compact every line with ';' etc in the end it's uneradable

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is not a minifier

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I expect this to be non-deterministic with random amounts of whitespace each time you run it

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Any recommendations? I think a collection of tools like this would make for a hilarious local meetup.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Honestly.. clean code can be hard to read. It's sometimes easier to recognise certain parts in shitty code because it has a more distinctive appearance.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

this guy writes shitty code

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

... What? Code quality is "does it work" followed by readability, only then do you get into performance and other things

Good code is better than shitty code by definition.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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