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[–] 64 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)
  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I still remember, back when Diablo 3 was doing a public technical test or something, a friend of mine and I were very excited to get in and give it a try. We took a look at the heroes, and I decided on male Monk while he selected female Barb. I named mine something random, I don't remember what, but my friend thought for only a moment before naming her "Snoo-snoo".

    Later that day, we went to the D3 subreddit to see what people thought, and there was a post titled "The 10 commandments of Diablo 3" and one of them was "Thou shalt not name thy female barbarian " Snoo-snoo". We had a good laugh.

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    yes please 🥺

    She'd have to be 2.5m though, I'm already way too tall

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Ten foot two

    Skin of blue

    Eyes the color of Mountain Dew

    What you need is a Navi girl!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Give them stronger cat-people features and I'm in. (see this NSFW, for example)

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    No muscular tall domme gf

    Why even live?

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    As a short guy, I don't think I can pretzel that far, but I'd certainly be up to try.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ah, the Rhea Ripley method.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    When kneeling I'm pretty short too...

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Just break his spine

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)