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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Ten foot two

Skin of blue

Eyes the color of Mountain Dew

What you need is a Navi girl!

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Please ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not really. They are too slim, without proper curves and not heavy enough. We need big amazonian elves.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Elf mommy ftw?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Oh God I don't need a new thing added to the list, please have mercy on me

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Give them stronger cat-people features and I'm in. (see this NSFW, for example)

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You just have no taste. :P

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me