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Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Nuking Pasagardae

Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?

[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

Stacking up colorful bricks

Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF

Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Blowing up a shark

Spreading managed democracy.

Using plasma arrows within city limits.

Cheating at poker I guess?

Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.

Touching paintings.

For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

Stealing bison poop I guess

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

Rebellion against an unsustainable government

vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)

Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals