Destroy a bi-pedal tank and escape via snowmobile.

I genuinely don't know what could be illegal in Outer Wilds, tbh.

Ig I'm under arrest for the murder of multiple military personnel, destruction of company property, animal abuse, possession of illegal firearms, theft, trespassing, and many many other crimes. (Half-Life 1)

Refusing to play scramblecoin.

Reckless driving and going well, WELL above the speed limit.

Murdering a bunch of poachers in the Forbidden Forest by throwing cabbages at them. I doubt the Ministry is going to be too happy about my body count.

Brotato. The aliens won and they are arresting my 6-armed, starchy ass for killing tons of them.

Inciting gang violence and sending hitmen after private security company employees. (Watch Dogs 2)

Killing aliens in the name of humanity.

vandalism, killing, stealing, Destruction of the environment, etc (terraria)

I killed a man named Tengu and stole his mask.

Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.

illegal trespassing, genocide, destruction of nature and public property, murder, inflicted torture, and 94 other charges

Destroying thousands of members of an alian distributed robotic lifeform.

(The Invincible)

Smashing blocks into the ground ...

Drowning weirdos and children (Nami in LoL)

Collecting animals against their wills and forcing them to fight each other with guns then collecting their fluids and oils

Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)