It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

Hang gliding into a party of monsters and ruining their day with my "1337 aer1al 4rch3ry 5k1llz"

Genocide of millions of creatures. (Vampire Survivors)

I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

Sinking 76,000 tons of allied shipping in the Atlantic.

The Queen's impatience.

Pushing a goblin off a roof.

Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)

Meandering about and pestering people with questions while having an internal dialogue with personified concepts.

Rance

Sweats profusely

For hacking every server in the world and making quadrillions

Robbing a stagecoach.

just walking from michel delving to celondim

Dog fighting

Fighting with flying robots who are protecting supposedly scarce and valuable resources that are in fact not worth a dime, restore after a few minutes and are only needed for quests

Dunno if genocides are punished in hell. I dont think theres someone in there to arrest me anyway

Illegal possession of firearms and terrorism

Assult with attempted murder. Pondering the orb. Casting spells. (We love them) (YOMI Hustle)