If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?
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I'm aceing at it, sadly.
I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.
Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.
Basically no change.
I'd be just fine.
Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E
I'm going to pick my nose!
I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?
("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")
I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!
Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.
With the US healthcare system? Expensive.
Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead
Pretty good actually.
I can live off soiled bread I suppose
Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.
Monté Christo was quite skillful.
Would be nice to be buzzed all the time
I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.
your cash and your jewelry is what i expect
Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!
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I'm mostly fine, I hope
It doesn't have to be good, right?
Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?
I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.
Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.
I need to work on my temper
I think I'd be alright.
The walls are closing in...
Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.
Porn i guess
I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.
The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.
Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.
I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.
I should be fine, just gotta change my name
spoiler
I may also need to get smarter