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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Cookie Monster is excited to eat a massive cookie. Elmo is very excited and is cheering Cookie Monster. There is a man who is shocked and may be trying to get Cookie Monster not to eat the cookie.

Text underneath: Elmo encouraged Cookie Monster to eat the cookie laced with 5,000,000 mg of THC. Cookie Monster didn't know the cookie was laced with THC. Elmo is a dick.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

5,000,000 mgs is ~11 lbs of weed

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Worse, it's 11 lbs of pure THC. Most pot is about 20% THC by weight from what I could find online, so that cookie has the equivalent of about 55 lbs of weed.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I truly appreciate that the math was done on this. We all truly get to appreciate the absurdly high number that 5,000,000 THC is.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

or a good extraction method

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

He'll be fine. Most of the cookie ended up in crumbs on the ground around him.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The ants meanwhile...

Obligatory 'Spiders on Drugs' video from 17 years ago: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ah, a classic.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's not a marijuana cookie. It's a pillow.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Om nom nom nom nomnomnomnommmmnomnomnom

this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
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