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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (7 children)

What's wrong with "else"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

if(condition) {#block never used} else {#actually do a thing}

ifn't(condition) {#actually do a thing}

if!(condition) {#actually do a thing}

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Cannot start a statement with else. One can with ifn't. There is a new thing where we don't branch (which is a separate discussion).

Or am I missing the joke...

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Python already has this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

die unless $keyword == "unless";

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

i assume "ifnot" wasn't edgy enough and makes inferior noises on custom mechanical keyboards? /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I shan't!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

array.whomst(element => element === needle)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is the !biggest comp sci innovation in !decades

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I can actually define this in TCL:

% proc ifn't {cond cmds} {if {!$cond} {uplevel $cmds}}
% ifn't false {puts 12}
12
% ifn't true {puts 12}
%