I like to think what happened is the atrophied part of his brain where a conscience would be suddenly came back online and for those 20 seconds he was consciously aware of what a monster he'd become.
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I like this take. My theory is that he passed the time limit on the go-juice and they had to take him back and hit him with another dose. What kind of chemicals are they pumping into this man to keep him shuffling around?
The blood of the children SA by the church, members of the GOP, patriot front, anyone screaming groomers about the lgbtq+ community, and George Santos. And let’s not forget the blood harvest from the lgbtq+ children that are sent to re-education camps.
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I watched the video, unfortunately he appears to have survived.
Turtles are known for their long if slow lives. And inhibiting traffic
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It would be callous, rude, and unfeeling to laugh at him. Fortunately, I am all three.
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God dam we need a cutoff age for being in any level of political office and a yearly cognitive test to see if they are fit for office. Hell we should be able to vote them out of office mid term if we want. Fuck these old cunts ruining thr world for profit.
Is it confirmed it was a stroke? They wheeled that cryptkeeper out to speak again later. These people are cold as ice.
Looks like it could be an absence seizure. Don’t think it’s confirmed. Given the lack of FAST symptoms other than speech problems, I’m not thinking it was a stroke.
Either that or his operating system encountered an unexpected error and he needed to be rebooted.
FAST can help to identify a possible stroke but the lack of FAST symptoms doesn't rule out a stroke. So CVA/TIA is still a possibility along with a dozen other things.
I think he's too old for an operating system error. Probably something mechanical. Broken spring maybe.
Well it took long enough for his colleagues to even give a shit. He just stands there for like a full minute staring into space before anyone does anything. And then they are more concerned if there’s “anything else he’d like to say” grandpa, rather than, ARE YOU OK???
Damn, man. These people are too old to handle this shit. Go retire and enjoy your last days. They want to hold on to power until they die. There should be a mandatory retirement age in the government. I personally would do 75 and you're out, I want to be a bit generous.
I've always thought he might have PD. Freezing can occur with this. While I don't wish the torture of neurological disease on anyone, damn this guy is a scumbag asshole.
I hope it wasn’t a stroke and that it was something more benign like an aura seizure instead. But if it actually was a stroke? It couldn’t have happened to a better person.
I heard with some really old hardware you have to pick it up and drop it a few inches to re-seat the pins. Anybody tried that yet?
"Oh fuck i left the oven on"
Someone needs to put this video clip to a Vietnam flashback video.
I'm sure no one would miss the turtle
Worth the watch. That was weird.
We don't know what it was, yet. Likely never will.
Whatever it was, he's one of th few people I have no qualms saying that I hope it hurt.
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