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My one true love (lemmy.world)
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[–] 92 points 2 years ago (13 children)

Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.

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    • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Everyone deserves a Samwise Gamgee in their life

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  • [+] 23 points 2 years ago* (6 children)
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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Vinegar? As in that that fermented acid stuff that somehow can be used both as a cooking ingredient and a cleaning chemical? What does that have to do with anything?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vinegar%20Stroke

    Vinegar Stroke

    The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Who even names these things...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    At this point in the evolution of internet culture, I am going with either Tumblr, 4chan or 9gag users.

    The most terminally online, disconnected from the real world people.

    Sure, you can be addicted to Facebook, Insta or TikTok, but those people basically /might/ know that urban dictionary exists, but the idea that /they themselves can post to it/ is unlikely to occur, due to years of addiction to /only the platform i am on matters/ ideology.

    Could possibly be Twitter users but those people also seem likely to fall into the /one true social platform/ kind of thinking and fail to realize there are other intractable elements to internet websites outside of what is extremely popular.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    Oh, I don't know... the Internet spreads them faster, but sex has been around a tad longer. I'd expect most of these terms existed from before the internet even existed, or at least parallel to it.

    The one random one I just looked up, Dirty Sanchez, originated from the porn industry. Shock horror lol

    I think they're mostly supposed to be fun/funny though, and not to be taken so seriously!

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    • [–] 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.

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    • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    48: Live long enough to see yourself become Sauron

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    • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    I'm going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.

    But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    We could all use a Samwise in our lives

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    • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    whatever happened to Faramir?

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    • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    TOES

    😩

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Also loyal AF

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Get yourself a guy who looks like Aragorn but cooks like Samwise. 😍

    They've both got heart.

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew

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    • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Pippin is clearly the best character.

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Ye, Sam is good.

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    [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Hi. It's me. I'm the potato. Please end it quickly.

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