this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Girl, you're so beautiful you could be a waitress.
Or a part time model.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Spending part of your time modeling.
And part of your time next to meeeeeeeee

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You would definitely be in the top 3 hottest girls on the street

(Depending on the street!)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Then I do my moves. I do my dance moves.
Both of my dance moves.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

Coward. The damage is done, missed the chance at higher still glory.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why do guys like this always have half their face cut off in their profile picture?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Phantom of the Opera

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Because he's saying bye

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I worked with a dude years ago in retail that legit did this on purpose to around four women we worked with. It didn't work well for him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It is not enough to be loved. One must be preferred.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Dude heard "shoot your shot" and took Manyshot.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I understand it right:

Bardbarian

Bard = he's got game

(Bar)barian = he's still not very bright (adding a handful of chicks you wanna flirt with to a single chat...yeah, not a good idea lol)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Ah cool, thanks! 😂

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Guess you didn't make the cut.

Doesn't sound like you missed out on much 🤷