I had the urge while out the other day and had to wipe, like a peasant. Bidets should be a right in the kingdom.

Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol

Why would you want to watch that?

We had them and then moved to a new place with solid metal lines going to the toilet so I couldn't reinstall our bidets. I lived in luxury for years only to have it snatched away... Don't take your bidet for granted people.

I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.

It's a life changing purchase.

Meanwhile 1000 generations of Indians stare at you disgusted by your over reliance on technology.

I always feel like somebody's watching me

And I have no privacy...

can't believe david tennant's husband was the head of one of the largest and most power vampires in the world and david tennant was a vampire expert.

Pff If it it's extra funky I just spread my cheecks and do a good-morning in the shower