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I AM CRAZY!

I am crazy!

I know he didn't swap those numbers, I know it wasn't 1216. One after Magna Carta, I am prone to making such a mistake. Always, always! I just-- I just proved it. H-he uncovered his tracks, he taught that idiot at the copy shop to use a printer. You think this is nothing? You think this is good? This? This isn't chicanery. He's done better. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? Yes, he saved him. Jimmy. He cleaned and refurbished a sunroof! And I didn't help him, and I should have. I took him out of my own firm, what was I thinking? He can change. He is capable of changing. Ever since he was nine, always the same! Keeping his hands out of the cash drawer. That's our Jimmy! That's our precious Jimmy! Helping the blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? Congratulations! I should've helped him when I had the chance. And you, you HAVE to help him! You-

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I apologize. I lost my train of thought.

Got carried away...

Do you have anything else?

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