fixed because my first try at this broke the website.
need context?
First post: https://hexbear.net/post/107136
Second post: https://hexbear.net/post/107194
Shrek post: https://hexbear.net/post/107153
Final post: https://hexbear.net/post/107251
JIMS GONNA FREAK
Hi Dave. Welcome to Shrekland.
If you join us in the swamp you get a free :gui-better:
Join us Dave.
:sankara-salute: This is the legendary chapo energy we've been missing. Will go down in the halls of greatness for sure, fuck you Dave I hope the NLRB destroys you. Dave delenda est.
Shreked
#shrecking
@ScreamoBMO - I really need for tomorrow to be shrek saturday and for that art I made to be the site logo so I hope that is still happening. :heart-sickle:
I hope you sent this to Jim as well, especially the "fuck you fuck you fuck you" texts :che-laugh:
LMFAOOOOOOOO comrade I appreciate you deciding to never mark "you can contact this business about my employment history" on any future job applications this saga has made me literally cry laughing
"I want a raise to $25/hr" (literally not even $50k/year you were being NICE here)
Dave's dumbass: :whywhywhywhywhy: please be reasonable you do realize I have to keep you in wage slavery!!
"No wait $50/hr" :che-laugh:
seriously. Dave had a stupid good deal on my labor even though I was mostly just shrek posting by the end.
fun life hack: saying you were a "consultant" for any employment gaps
King shit 👑
Dave really needs to watch shrek I think it would make him a happier guy.
Shitbird you're the greatest poster of all time :meow-shining:
no no that honor goes to the girl reading this
:shrekbear: wot r u doin in mah swamp
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:shrek-mike: .
all content must include the word shrek, have shrek characters photoshopped into them, or be about shrek thank you🙏
:shrek-blob:
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