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[–] 40 points 2 years ago* (10 children)

Correct answer is sitting.

Three scenarios:

No legs folded - standing

Rear legs folded - sitting

All legs folded - laying down

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    False. It could be laying down on the sofa with front legs not folded, it wouldn't count as sitting

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (6 children)

    Objection.

    It would just be SITTING on said sofa

    You are not laying on the sofa unless you are vertical. If you are ON the sofa in the chair position thats sitting too.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    According to that logic, this cat is standing on the sofa. I have seen my cat laying down with his front paws over the end, straight down, with his back legs folded. He isn't sitting.

    https://images.app.goo.gl/kEMPacxfg3AS1Pjb8

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    As fine_sandy_bottom mention

    Folded is the wrong word. Not load bearing signs be better.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Which means that a cat "loafing" is still standing up instead of laying down

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The opposite - while "'loafing" as you refer to this posture, a cat is not puting any load on any of its limbs ergo its laying down

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago

    D) Comfy, somehow.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    The dog is slaying.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Something about this feels oddly like a captcha.

    Is the puppy mechanical in any way?

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Give it to ai to confuse the fuck out of it

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago*

    D) Dog bridge

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    that looks so fucking comfortable

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Bisexual dog just chilling, not bothering no one

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    double negative. comes from uneducated people at america and idk maybe other english spoken countries. Used heavily on mice and men and while it isn't high english it is completly valid to use double negatives to give a country side effect.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    D: All of the above.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    The dog is:

    • Uzi
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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    I have long learned to accept that position that look "not resting" to us are actually resting because the majority of the body weight is nicely distributed on the floor unlike us two legged weirdos

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I've seen this one before. The dog is Spa-Francorchamps

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Does this count for the finals?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    laying standing laying

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    "Comfortable" is what it looks like

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