Gigantic ships burning all those extra fuel would surely accelerate climate changes even further. Everyone, make sure to leave your car and take public transport or bicycle to offset all those extra carbon /s
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Everyone, make sure to leave your car and take public transport or bicycle to offset all those extra carbon
Climate change is the least of the reasons folks should be doing that.
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You silly litte derpling, how would one even affix a sail to their car?
Idea for an Onion article headline:
"Anxious man from Ohio catapults humanity toward unending climate doom"
Tagline: "Shaker Heights resident Stephen Brown, a 32 self-described "yuppie liberal" living with his girlfriend in the popular Cleveland suburb was the human who tipped the scales when he forgot to recycle last week, an anonymous source at EPA tells us."
That's bullshit and you know it. We need to run our cars more to maintain the ratio of terrestrial and maritime emissions or risk throwing the whole delicate balance into chaos.
We need to compromise. Bike to work, but leave your car idling in your driveway while you're gone
I freaking love you. Childhood bojack are my favorite scenes
Think about this episode at least once a week because of that line lol
Well ackshually, the Red Sea trade route is much older than the Cape of Good Hope one. They just had to use camels / horses across Egypt.
I just wouldn’t feel ok knowing that some poor camel was forced to haul my new dishwasher through Egypt.
That camel looks like carrying that is a breeze. I don't feel bad at all now.
That first camel isn't carrying shit. Is the one behind, with the dishwasher.
That is brilliant. What TF prompt text makes it looks crackly and aged, like it is painted on wood? That is RAD. I am new to AI art, plx share ur secrets
Some shallow rivers also incorporated these guys not that long ago. I assume my ancestors either delivered or ordered some matryoshka funky pops that way.
The clean young guy in the middle looks like he needs to get with the program. Everyone else is pulling while he ponders the meaning of life.
He looks like he's objecting to your comment through centuries and mediums.
It creates a lot of jobs in the local communities.
BOAT ⛵ STUCK
Man this kind of r34 but for anime is so real. There really is a waifu for all the non-concious objects
I saw it on a mentaloutlaw video i shit you not.
In South Australia I was born, HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY
"Guess we'll 🎵 have to find another way to indiaaaaaaa 🎵"