this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

That's not bloodloss, This is bloodloss

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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That's not bloodloss,
This is bloodloss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Where's the tiny blood stain that she miscarried?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as the blood stays inside ... you'll be OK

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The doctor said all my bleeding is internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's OK ... as long as the blood stays in the organ, that should be better right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear, now my organ just gurgles when I press the keys, and it's starting to leak.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Sir excuse me but I seem to have misplaced my blood.