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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

I’d put 100 on the Cessna getting a double kill before it gets smoked

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

Well it looks like one of the SU-57s is already down, so the odds are looking better for Cessna!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The Patriot missile system watching it all go down

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cessna can't shoot down what doesn't exist. This is a draw, at best.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

No-show is automatic resignation.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Would a Cessna even get off the ground with multiple AMRAAMs on its wings?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A couple tack welds and fire off the propellant on one missile.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Modular auxiliary thruster.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Needs more reindeer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The famous An Advanced Medium Range Air-to-Misspelled-something...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I bet the Grim Reapers over in DCS World would be happy to try this out.

Not sure how they'll strap AMRAAMs to a Cessna. Strap it to some P-52s

What would be more interesting would be to also supply some Patriot missle systems on both sides creating a narrow engagement zone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Cessnas are rugged enough, you could probably just bolt the AMRAAM attachment points to the wing and call it a day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Ugh. The grim reapers were a joke in my group. Cap just never shuts up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Messerschmitt P.1111 with V2 rockets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

That's Korea era tech. The 80s version is a twin body Beechcraft with a Phoenix missile between the bodies.