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You can fit so many cats in this baby
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now i want my own castle.
Do you realize how much 6000 cats would cost?
91M £ ?
Nature uhh finds a way
That's true if you make them very horny and bar them access to condoms you'll do fine buying 20 cats
This is exactly how I'm tryna be (I live alone in my house with my dog and my $0.003M fortune)
You filthy millionaire. Even your millions are filth.
Look at Mr big man over here with triple digits in the bank
That's why they call me Dollar Bill. Because I have one.
People make fun of Enya's music but it's really well produced and exactly what she likes to make. What a great life, making art you love, really well, never touring, and living with your cats in a castle
Never heard someone make fun of her, i wouldn t even know why, her music is fire!
I find her music extremely boring. But I do know people that are gaga over her music. You can't choose what you like!
Exactly - what I'm trying to say is that if I was dying and I decided that even though I'd never particularly been into, say, Enya before but that now I really, really was into Enya and that in fact, I thought Enya was great and that Enya died for our sins and I wanted an Enya themed funeral with pictures of Enya and lots and lots of mentions of Enya, then I think it would be a bit bloody rich for my sister to ban all mention of Enya from my funeral. Yeah?
This was my first thought, haha.
*and however many servants it takes to clean and stock a castle. No way she does that on her own, or she'd never stop
How much of a mess do you make as one person? It's not a hotel or catering to anyone it's just a home.
One person? Not much. One person and many many cats? Probably a lot.
The dusting alone would be a full-time job.
One person in under 1k space is very different than one person in a friggin castel.
The cats piss and shit everywhere, even inside the suit of arms
May it be
make it a VR game and you're equipped with a laser pointer and catnip bombs.
Catmophobia VR is gonna be a viral sensation.
Swap the castle for a desert commune and the money for orchards and you got a deal.
Why would you want to live in a desert?
I suppose it's just where I currently live and I love it here. Shout out to Albuquerque lemmings!
Edit: Besides lots of sun for the orchard!
There might be some Rust lemmings in town in September for RustCont.
Desert implies no water. How are you watering the orchard?
Probably pumped from ground sources...
Haha this is cute. It rain in the desert yesterday. 😜
Why is it not a foster castle?
...for cats
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