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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Me: 'I don't need a bag'.

Also me:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

One trip! One trip! One trip!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

My dad likes to joke about how when he was a kid, his dad would call him lazy if he tried to carry in too many groceries in one trip, since he was trying to save a trip. But if he carried too few groceries in at once, he was lazy because he was strong enough to carry in more. So it was a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" type situation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Ain't no 2 trip bitch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

“Soon after electing their first CEO the rest of the monkeys starved to death”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

My man is doing a great job. Eat like a king!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Give Me Orange Give Orange Me Give Eat Orange Me Eat Orange Give Me Eat Orange Give Me You.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I got that reference.