First, you get the leather jacket. Then, you get the money. Then, you get the girls.

And then, the girls crash the global AI bubble earlier and in a more dramatic fashion than anyone anticipated.

Huang did all this while being married for 40 years to a woman who supported him and who he made co-trustee of all his shares in NVidia.

She holds all the cards, and we’re going to find out about all his lurid affairs one by one. Take half and sell. Make him pay for it.

This guy fucks

horndog billionaire

It's a reflection of the business - Nvidia's specialty is running multiple tasks in parallel.

Everybody mocked the jacket and yet the results speak for themselves.

I said yesterday this story gets wilder and wilder.

I can't wait for the rest of the stories this week.

It's time i come clean:

Jensen Huang personally offered me trade secrets and a shipment of industrial GPUs for a handy in return.

Just wait until the number of gpu customers he's fucked gets out there.

Man, I wish I had a dick that was capable of making billions of dollars vanish into thin air.

They’ve fabricated a second affair in order to make it look like he wasn’t in cahoots with the foreign spy, whom he helped exfiltrate GPUs to China despite it being illegal for national security reasons, thereby committing treason?

The Times report says that Huang and Powell were seen being affectionate at a hotel during a company conference in March, and that when bystander took a photo of the interaction, a security guard "sequestered them" and offered the person to sign a nondisclosure agreement.

So they were illegally detained and pressured likely under duress to sign an NDA, by private security?

The leather jacket man slinging dick left right like that lmao

Ngl this low key makes him more "normal" when it comes to current AI leadership.

This fuckin guy.

The heartfelt apology is less convincing now.

Seems he’s a serial cheater and is only now getting caught.

Make the company billions, but you fuck one spy......

The walking wannabe cool™ cliché of midlife crisis with unlimited monies had affairs?

I don't want to gawk over someone else's love life (and their failings). That's none of anyone's business but theirs.

The issue with the first affair is what laws he broke... though I would argue the GPU export restrictions were pointless anyway, and the U.S. feds would be stupid to enforce them now, after they clearly did not work.

As for the second, per their own policy:

https://images.nvidia.com/aem-dam/en-zz/Solutions/about-us/NVIDIA-Code-of-Conduct-External.pdf

The following types of activities may create a conflict of interest: › Advisory roles or board seat participation › Outside employment or consulting › Self-employment or volunteering (Inventions or app development, speaking or publishing opportunities, teaching or research at a university level or higher, game development) › Investments or personal relationships.

It's not... particularly explicit about this, but it does feel like conflict-of-interest if she reports to Jensen.