What a fabulous type-o

Most likely because he didn't fully understand the implications. He isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

His mind must be racist a million miles a min.

Not sure if typo or joke, but still funny.

No. Your revisionist history isn't needed here, friend. Bush is genuinely a nepo baby moron. He didn't know how to feel about anything until Cheney told him, and that ain't Cheney in his ear. That's why he sat there. His followup question to hearing the news was famously,

"Why you tryin' to kiss me in my ear, scooter? You tryna be my boyfriend or somethin? Seriously though, do we still get that pudding they serve on air force one on the way home or does this whatever crap you said mean we have to pretend to be all sad and not be seen with pudding right now? Because I'm telling you, pudding sounds awesome right about now, scooter."

Not to open the conspiracy can of worms but this implies Bush had no reason to expect a terrorist attack on American soil, which he absolutely was aware of the high possibility of, and allegedly conveniently neglected to do anything about lol.

I'm not 100% sure, but this may be a remedial education course for kids who have been struggling with reading comprehension, which is why it's so rigid. This interaction is definitely not typical for primary school English. At least not when I was in school.

Not to defend the abysmal literacy rates in America, of course. Standard education here is really more of a suggestion of a standard.

Holy shit! No wonder reading comprehension in the US is as bad as it is.

Bush getting told Laura killed another person with her car.

Thanks