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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I'm disappointed in myself

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

You are the king of Lemmy shitposts, Greg.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

just trying to drop some little greglets off at the pool. Or maybe one massive greglet. Jury's still out on that one.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Both literally AND figuratively!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

The orange and white of your shoes perfectly matches the white shorts and blue underwear. Nice composition bro!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

What, you guys don’t also sit down when you pee?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Nah I only pee handstanding

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I pee via sonar.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Rock a piss from the other side of the room...

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Oh noo, greeg!

But you've done it, the lemmy viralization, props to that o7

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Bro you seem to come from the other side of the globe according to your server and doing the same activity as I am. Right now! πŸ˜‚

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I'm jet lagged in Norway at the moment. My pooping schedule is all over the place. Maybe I can cheat by crossing the international date line?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

You don’t have to cheat. Just let nature do it’s thing. We are now bonded through a poop log for life. If one has to poop, the other will also feel the urge to take a dump. We are like twins. Poop twins πŸ’©

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

One could also say it was federated like the fediverse: Greg hat his poop, I had mine. Together we both contributed to the federated poopiverse each with individual poop instances

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

And, when we sit down, we're all connected to a network of other butts shitting and pissing.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is such a beautiful sentiment. My pee flows like a stream to a sewerage plant, into a river, down to the ocean, picked up by a cloud, falls as rain, and is drank by someone else. We're all just apes drinking each other's pee and that's beautiful.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is great πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ

this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2023
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