Whatchamacallit

Now and Later

Willy wonka :(

I had gone through a couple of bars before I realised it was ChocoLONELY.

Very good chocolate though.

It's pretty good, but as time goes on there's less and less.

Imagination.

It's a candybar that doesn't exist.

Caramac

[ discontinued in 2023 ]

Almond joy.

The people that like me really like me.

The people that don't think I'm fucking disgusting.

Oh, god I just hope nobody puts Kinder. 😳

A carrot. That's not a candy bar, you might say? No. No it's not.

Snickers

Butterfinger

Take 5

I said King Size Payday but my wife said Laffy Taffy! Hayo!

Snickers… I’m sure god is laughing

Marathon.

Milky way

Werther's Original

Nutty Buddy