Her legs go all the way up!

omg she's so fucking hot, ugh the WOKE LEFT RUINED her when they got rid of the boots, I want her to STOMP on my FACE

humniah humniah humniah

sigh ...unzips

I bet she melts in your mouth and not in your hands

I'm pretty sure his wife, after years of this, insists he take his "fraternity perversions" to the private subbasement and bang the custom, lifesize & biblically accurate green m&m sexdoll he had crafted and shipped from a discreet artisan in Yokohama during covid.

just a guess.

It's not Valentine's day.

My wife dresses like that every Saturday night.

tucker has a wife? i thought he was gay...?

It's actually gonna be Tucker in that costume. They like to play those games sometimes.