"Hey you, you're finally awake"
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Animal Crossing.
I'm gonna see if Tom Nook takes other forms of payment besides bells. 😏
I don't know, I just want to get fixed in time for The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza of 3030.
Considering that I only play a single game it then seems like I've going to be spending a lot more time in Chernarus. I hope the ability to respawn was part of the deal - otherwise I'm screwed.
Assuming that I'm not immortal in that new place? Probably something like Animal Crossing.
A TV Show presents an interesting loophole: you can warp into an alternate timeline of the real world in the past. Consider something like Mythbusters: now you're just hanging out with some super cool people in San Francisco, decades ago.
Please not 40k, please not 40k
Assuming that the game can't actually kill you? Probably some mundane simulation of 1997 ish. Give me enough in-universe currency and fast travel.
Lots to do.
Why 1997ish?
The way I see it: After the cold war, before the war on terrorism, Trump, Russia's 21st century wars, although after eternal September the internet didn't have wide adoption yet (at least not in Europe), Trump, Brexit, Covid, DMCA, Trump, enshittification wasn't part of every product released yet. Oh, and Trump.
And I wasn't old enough to have a care in the world in '97 but unlikely rbos had that as a reason.
I been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they live underwater
And your great great great grandaughter
IS PRETTY FINE!
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