I've heard a story about someone who lost his penis. Its worth double checking its its still there from time to time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp392Nk_2vw

Built in stress toy

Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.

It's not a bad thing to do actually. One reason would be to make sure nothing is out of order. Nothing there that shouldn't be. It's not the most visible part of the body so it can be a way to do a quick inspection.

If you have to ask that question, you ain't got one. And if you don't know why I'm sitting exactly like that right now, you ain't never gonna understand.

I do that when I have to pee but don't want to get up. Helps with keeping it in

Look, my having to check is a disability or something.

UberEats guy delivered some food yesterday. Walked up the driveway, bag in one hand, the other one scratching his nethers. Not a good look.

Those pants look like they’d be super comfy for exactly one wash.

As a lesbian I find this oddly ....satisfying to look at.

Nobody's going to ask for the sauce?

Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.

Man here: there's a reason. There is a reason.