Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.
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/l/BadWomensAnatomy and /l/MenWritingWomen.
Fake af
Hopefully it is fake.. but stranger things have happened.
"what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?"
Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it's the worst infection they've seen in months. Not years, months!
Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:
What did it taste like?
Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.
Like Skittles apparently.
Taste the rainbow.
The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory 'Eskimos') have a taste for fermented whale blubber.
The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
There's something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.
I'd wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.
When the choice is between starve to death or eat the putrid thing, most people will eat the putrid thing.
I dont think the boyfriendvwas at risk if starving.
Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!
The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
Excuse me, but that's only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain't one.
Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.
Typical day as a mod
I wish. Over at !videos@lemmy.world I end up having to vet hours of rule-violating disinformation videos. I feel like stinky genitalia content would be an upgrade from Trump videos.
I think the meme would be improved if it went angel>devil instead of devil>angel, feels like a more logical progression.
I'm glad the put the most horrific part in italics, otherwise I might have missed it
imo it's more for emphasis. it's pretty hard to get tone through via text so people like to use bold and italics to supplement that
I'm glad this comment pointed out a slightly unnecessary formatting choice, otherwise I might have missed it.
Sometimes I miss old reddit for stuff like this, the jolly rancher story, the cum box, etc
But then I see this stuff again, and I think I like the more sterile internet in a way.
Welp, that’s enough life for me.
You know I would hope that's fake but...
Hm.
D_trump was president in this timeline so at the very least you should except some sicko out there likes the taste of [EXPLETIVE DELETED].
I don’t like the fediverse version of the jolly rancher story



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