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[–] 39 points 3 days ago

Ah, nice and dark for some fresh orchard nightmares.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Applerankings.com review be like:

    This Dread Delicious apple proves that the apple really doesn't fall too far from the tree, but it does fall into a graveyard of its damned, worm-eaten siblings. Tears add a saltiness to the overall flavor profile that balances the tart. Good luck finding this one in grocery stores though, Charon only delivers from Sept-Oct! A little mealy but overall to die for.

    81/100

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  • [–] 16 points 3 days ago

    "...and don't worry. I'll be sure to take all the sunlight before it reaches you down there"

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago (8 children)

    Vibes.

    I wanna go back to a specific day I remember, when my dad and I were kicking a soccer ball to each other on a grass field in the back of his apartment building. I could've been like... 8? Younger?

    One of the last times we did kick a ball. I just didn't know it at the time. It's one of my fondest memories.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    Probably around the last time they picked you up in their arms.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    I just mildly injured my back picking up my almost 9 year old.

    I had to accept it was the last time I’m going to be able to carry him. But I can still give him piggy backs.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Get on them kettlebells, bro!! πŸ’ͺπŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ You can do it!

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    Imagine if semen could talk and hold basic conversations.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    kc green flashbacks

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