i'm the corpse that drops an item you only get two of ever, and you never use them because you're not sure if you might need them later

i'm gonna leave an inexplicable grenade booby trap in my bathroom for no conceivable reason

Nah, I'm gonna scatter some pages from my science log in the woods

Lead up to the big boss fight against my mutant bear form

I’m setting up my work computer to open a secret hatch inside the break room that some co workers only vaguely know of. The password to my computer is scattered around the office on post it notes that you have to piece together in your inventory. Inside of the hatch is a few fully loaded magazines, some chips I stole from the vending machine, and a keycard that opens a different wing of the building.

Im the loot container that contains no loot

I'm going to write a five paragraph summary of my life and then make the password to my computer the name of my second pet so that person has to read the biography to get into the computer which will have $5 inserted into the CD drive

Im going to be an environmental storytelling skeleton.

Gonna get rid of all the easily moveable furniture in my house except for one chair, and then leave my most valuable belongings in a vent in the furthest reaches of my house that you can only reach if you move that one single moveable furniture (the chair) up to it so you can stand on it to reach it. I will also congratulate whoever finds it with a post it note saying 'You found a secret!'

If he's not a gamer he may be deeply confused.

Gotta set the combination on your safe to 0451

I'm gonna stuff my pockets with random shit. Carrots, a pacifier, handfulls of low value coins

South Park: Stick of truth had the best audiologs:

Day 2... So hungry... I've searched for food but the only I've found are other people's annoying useless audiologs. Why did they bother when they clearly where in terrible danger? Each audiolog I find is more irrelevant and boring than the last. I most keep looking for a way to survive.

Day 7

Why leave audio logs?

stocking up on wooden crates right now

Gonna make my house a high detail 2D image but don’t panic certain stuff will still be 3D

Why is this post so popular? I don't understand the reference. I am old.