Do I sense a pillow fight coming on?

How do you resist the urge to poke them with a needle?

whenever I see these I have an overwhelming desire to pop them

I have a theory: if computer chips are just silicon with lightning trapped inside it, tricking it to think; then batteries are just miniature spicy steam engines that make the lightning. When they pop you can see the fire and steam pouring out and they no longer work.

Batteries = steam technology

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I will now only take questions related to my research in phrenology or medical advancements with oral mercury.

Comfy-ness keeps stacking.