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[–] 35 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Back in my day we had Ren and Stimpy

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

    You misspelt beavis and butthead

    (oh shit is ren and stimpy even older?)

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  • [–] 27 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Amateurs. Back in my day we didn't have videos at all, we just ate dirt, and had lead in the air and water.

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Listen to this hairless bipedal whipper-snapper. Back in MY day we THREW poop at one another. 🐒

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  • [–] 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    You children emerged from the ocean? Terrible idea as you can well see.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Pfft listen to this young’un with multiple cells over here.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Big talk coming from a greenhorn with a nucleus. In my day we didn't even have membrane-bound organelles and we did just fine!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 days ago*

    Kids these days read books about romance and knights, and that sort of frivolous waste of time will corrupt the youth into idleness and vanity. They need to work harder in the field, milk the cows and feed the chickens. A book never yet grew a bushel of wheat.

    -GoodwifeConstance1648

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  • [–] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Back in my day we didn't have youtube, we downloaded 2 girls 1 cup through kazaa.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago

    Back in my day we watched shows made to sell toys. Some of them, for example TMNT, actually turned out pretty good, but a lot of them do not hold up at all.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    And before that, TV.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    Get off my Farmville lawn!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago

    boy am i glad that we're out here and he's frozen in there and we're out here and he's THE SHERIFF

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago

    We had to make those stupid paper mache puppet heads and glue cloth to it for our hands and then put on a puppet show while not one single person went off and worked on a good script!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    I'm trying to think of the equivalent when I was a kid. Dial-up was a thing (some universities and companies and probably some rich folks had better, but the average person that even cared about getting online didn't), but just getting images involved downloading multiple parts of the data from newsgroups and stitching it together.

    My first thought was maybe watching home videos or AFHV for that media or something like MAD magazine, though neither really seems to fit.

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    people who worry about "kids these days" are invariably the mediocre kids of yesteryear.

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