Gordito Supreme Saturday!

TACO

He must be really desperate

If I was the Canadian producer I'd be saying "price went up, birch"

Note: wanted to say "bitch" but autocorrect chose a funnier and more appropriate wood-based option so I left it in.

The US government decisions are signed in pencil.

People are already voting. By the time these exemptions hit it’ll be 2027 already

We'll happily take those tariffs if it means Susan fucking Collins doesn't get reelected.

Collins said the Canadian products that are getting a tariff reprieve are "essential" to some Maine businesses and farms and cannot be easily replaced with U.S. alternatives.

She said, for example, Maine's blueberry growers rely on Canadian-made specialized harvesting boxes that work with existing processing equipment. Plus, a U.S. supplier of cardboard totes widely used in the agricultural sector recently stopped making that particular product, "leaving producers with no choice but to turn to Canada," she said.

So Trump f'd things up, and now that consequences are in the offing, he's going to try to pull back a bit. Lol. If I were a Canadian seller of these items that are getting tariff relief, I'd jack the price up 25%. They have to buy because they don't have a better option, and the price would still be lower than when the tariffs applied.

TACO

Bitch thinks this will go over better than the road salt and she's mistaken.

Until next stupid decision that could be tomorrow.

Anti-hairloss lotion?

Hemorrhoid cream with gold flakes?

Cheaper amphetamine drugs?