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[–] 3 points 1 hour ago

Plot twist: $19 is actually a variable name, and you get to decide it's value

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  • [–] 2 points 2 hours ago

    This is so stupid. I'm probably not even going to want any crack tomorrow.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 hours ago

    Hmmm

    When is tomorrow?

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  • hmm, tomorrow is a long way away but a billion can buy so much time and suffering

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  • [–] 56 points 15 hours ago (9 children)

    People in this thread expecting 2.7 billion dollars tomorrow but recieving 7 instead are in for a pleasant surprise.

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  • [–] 25 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

    Yeah, I should work on my reading comprehension. If understood it was going to be 7 billion not 2.7 billion, I definitely wouldn't have taken the $19.

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  • [–] 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

    Goddamm it! I would have waited if I knew it was 7!

    Why do I rush through life and miss the details every damn time?

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    I'd rather get neither. It will help me focus and grind that much harder.

    /S

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  • [–] 75 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
  • This is the same thing that they always try to get you with. Lol, like I'm some sort of sucker.

    It's sort of like when they ask you, which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of gold. Lol. Like we all don't know how heavy gold is compared to feathers.

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  • [–] 16 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

    $19 can purchase many donuts today

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  • [–] 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

    Currency can be exchanged for goods and services.

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  • [–] 53 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    $19 today is a guaranteed lunch, who knows what might happen tomorrow. Easy choice

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  • [–] 23 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

    Take the 19 and invest, compound interest is your friend, you can't make up lost time!

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  • [–] 12 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    Nice try, person with inside info about imminent catastrophic USD inflation

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  • [–] 17 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

    The 2.7 really does sell this post.

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  • [–] 18 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    Are you going to risk receiving 2.7 billion instead of 7 billion? Number 1 is the safest choice.

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  • [–] 6 points 18 hours ago

    Fuck, I actually thought thought that initially. The parsing error had higher priority than the math check. And then I discarded that line of thought as irrelevant. The human brain is amazing and you are never good enough to not make "stupid" mistakes.

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    [–] 15 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

    Nice try, but I know 2.7 billion dollars would literally crush me.

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  • [–] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    I don't like that they started an indexed list but then they either didn't add the second option or it's mean to be the bottom text and it actually reads 7 billion and not 2.7. Like what are we doing here?

    Short answer: no, if I do become billionaire, I'm going to erase all the other billionaires via assassinations justice.

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  • [–] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    Double it and give it to the next person.

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  • [–] 4 points 14 hours ago

    I could really use a pack of Zyns today, so…

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  • [–] 9 points 17 hours ago

    I've heard that "time in the market beats timing the market".
    So you should obviously get that money today already and just let compound interest or whatever do the rest

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  • [–] 9 points 18 hours ago

    Major corporations have this problem too. They would rather burn the entire thing to the ground and bury their reputation for that sweet, sweet quick buck.

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  • [–] 3 points 16 hours ago (1 child)

    Now? Like now now? Tomorrow never comes so easy choice

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  • I'll just take the $19 142,105,264 times.

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