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[–] 1 point 1 hour ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago)
  1. mar-a-lago face. ivanka look-alike

  2. dumb blond bimbo, ivanka look alike. Must be Faux news pleasing for the viewers.

  3. may or may not be a lawyer

4)wear a cross when lying, and when not lying, dont wear one. to placate the rabid evangelicals and the christian purists.

5)must impress TRUMP , make him "attracted to you"

all must be distracting to viewers to not look past this botox barbies face.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    Person
    Woman
    Man
    Camera
    TV

    Bonus entry: Pink slip (termination notice, not the car paperwork).

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  • [–] 11 points 5 hours ago (3 children)
    1. Blonde
    2. Pathological liar
    3. No morals
    4. Lots of makeup
    5. Boring
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  • [–] 1 point 1 hour ago* (1 child)

    Blonde

    While I do kind of suspect that the next Press Secretary is going to be a blonde with long hair...

    Grisham has dark hair, and she was Press Secretary for part of Trump's first term, Sanders has brown hair, and there was Sean Spicer back at the very beginning.

    • Sean Spicer: Trump 1, January 20, 2017 – July 21, 2017

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    You need to have a scandal that would be career-ending for any other administration, but is a mild inconvenience at worst for this one, and may actually be the top reason you got the job to begin with.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 hours ago

    For this administration? The answer for each one is “blonde.”

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  • [–] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    I'm not even cynical enough to fill this list out

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  • [–] 1 point 5 hours ago

    Blond, white, good looking, flexible, dumb as hell (so she can spew the crap that Trump tells her to)

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