B, and it isn’t even close.

B all the way. I'll use my real estate and no taxes to figure out a way to make a fuck ton of $400/month apartments like it's 1990 to help the less fortunate/average person. I'll then use the no taxes to hopefully refine my business model to the point of making my affordable apartment business more widespread across the entire country and just keep expanding until I get either assassinated or receive a Nobel Prize.

B is preferable mainly because the prospect of always being hard seems horrible.

Ok and hear me out here... Tell me more about the Uncles.

Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.

If they are the "handsy" uncles, they are significantly less desireable.

Infinite rare fish sounds awesome, but I'm a bit concerned about logistics

B. Obviously. Not even a question

Infinite rare fish

They’d no longer be considered “rare” then, right? Or can only I eat/keep them?

Night light

Could be good or bad. Is this a night light in just one specific room? Is it a flashlight I always have on me to use as needed? Is it a glowing orb that floats around me that I can’t control?

of those 12 attributes, only two of them are desirable.

I'm just gonna opt out of this entire post.

Can I unplug the night light?

B. Sell all the fish, House the homeless, not have to pay taxes on anything including selling of fish and housing the homeless, walk past my neighbors every night at 10:01 PM with a cart of rare fish, pay for more hair with rare fish.

Do all the fish exist right away or I can just like summon them from the void whenever I want?

I thought this was about Animal Crossing because of the fish but regardless B

B. Use fish to fund low income/homeless/transitional shelters. Also, balding. That's more hair than I have now!

What kind of "guess the billionaire" game is this?

Probably A. Gotta get that balding

Seriously specific

I think people are overestimating the ease of selling and market demand for rare fish. Most are likely not edible or desirable to be eaten.

B. Not even a question. A is awful (except being friends with Tom could be chill)

A, I'd create an uncle army and take over the world.

Is Mongolian real estate empire a tent shop?

On the one hand, no taxes. On the other,

Infinite rare fish sounds like a modded skyblock resource generation system