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That poor cosmic horror. It needs a soothing cup of tea, and maybe a nice hot bath to wash away the stink of having had to be in the presence of private equity.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 days ago

    There is something deeply funny to me about the idea of an eldritch horror having washboard abs

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  • [–] 6 points 6 days ago

    I assumed that its home dimension was favorable to its biology and ours was not, like when you take a blobfish up from the bottom of the sea and it goes all bleeerrrttggghjptptptpptppt...

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago

    "The book said I was old, you assumed that meant powerful"

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago