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[–] 58 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Why the glasses, dickwad? Just run into walls like god intended for you.

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  • [+] 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    Subpoena his Viagra prescription.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I am in the IVF process right now. I keep proposing to tell every religious person I know that they aren't allowed to hug, kiss, or visit my abomination baby.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Successful IVF parent here: it is a difficult, trying process but the reward is amazing! I tell our child that they were wanted so badly that we had to do some crazy things, but it worked.

    Best of luck to you!

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

    Same argument as People who wear glasses wage war against god.

    Disclaimer: I believe people should use science. That's why we were given advance brains.

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    [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Your omnipotent god can be defeated by humans with a few tools?

    Puny god.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    If you don't know: IVF fertilizes an embryo in the lab and implants it into the uterus. Often multiple embryos are implanted in one procedure to ensure at least one is viable. If a plural pregnancy results, the mother can decide to "cull" the excess. (I don't remember the proper term but abort isn't it because you abort a pregnancy not an embryo)

    In any case, anti-choice activists believe that all embryos are people. Which is clearly false since they don't have a detectable credit score.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Weird that a guy with a disability aid would be against modern healthcare. I know adjusting your eyesight and creating life are different, but they're honestly not that different. Both are just aids for body failures. Plus with stuff like micro plastics possibly affecting fertility, it's not like God is the one making these people less fertile. (Unless the micro plastics are part of God's plan, but if that's true, how come IVF isn't also part of God's plan??)

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So contraception is bad, but IVF is also bad. Trying to stop yourself getting pregnant is bad. Trying to get pregnant is bad.

    Can these drop kicks actually figure out what they want?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I have no want or need for ivf. How might I wage an assault on god?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Pfft. There's no war if the other side never shows up. This battle was over long, long ago. Yahweh forfeited.

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  • maybe that god.

    my god says ' you're not boutique engineering your kids yet?! '

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    rat-salute i'd like to formally welcome people who can't have children without medical assistance to the resistance

    together, we will kill god

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That just makes it sound metal.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    It's an expensive procedure, so they want to lay the groundwork to be able to exclude it from health insurance by claiming "religion."

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I thought the forced birth movement was about making people have as many babies as possible to feed the insatiable capitalist labour machines. Now apparently there's a right way and a wrong way to provide the human capital?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Yes! You may only perform sexual acts with the end goal of procreation. You may also only perform procreation in the missionary position.

    I have also heard tale that it is better to perform no acts at all, and have heard gloating of being such completely pure.

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    and we're winning you fuckin doofus eat shit

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    And winning 💪

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Hell yeah wage that war

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    Uncritical support to IVF users in their assault against god

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Ironic coming from someone who was clearly derived in a test tube from Dreher Material

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    How do we make this grounds for disqualification?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Feel like if this god is so powerful he should be able to handle a little war here and there right?

    Or is the Christian god just not as strong/powerful as they want us to believe?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Even if they are, so what? "God" isn't a thing in secular life.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Not this shit again, they just want another group to hate against for their weird death cult hate fetish

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    It seems apparent to me that parents who create Oklahoma state senators are waging an assault against god, christian fellowship, jesus, all non-white Americans, and anyone unwise enough to be a native american. Maybe we should stop letting Oklahomophobes gain any access to pulpits or public offices.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Doesn't IVF involve masturbation, followed by medical implantation? Wonder which part god has a problem with? The first, the second, or both?

    Because if it's the first, he may have some issues with his teenage nephews.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My God is a giant dish of pasta

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