this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Picard has a powerful Android and an empath on his crew and doesn't use their combined power to cheat at every form of intergalactic gambling smh my head

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He also has an omnipotent trickster god that decided to make him a better person as a hobby. There's no way Q wouldn't turn Picard's casino trip into one of his "trials".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What shall it be, tip the waitress and millions of lives throughout Time will never be born since she didn’t have to sell her eggs to barren couples, or don’t tip her and acquire the nickname No Tippin’ Picard til the day you die?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Kirk would've.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Commander, these cubes are improperly balanced.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago