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[–] 3 points 1 day ago

so, like.. here's the thing..

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  • [–] 114 points 3 days ago (9 children)

    This reminds me of a dumb thing I do:
    I go "well, you know what they say", and then don't say anything else.
    Nobody but me has ever thought it was funny, but I get so much joy from it.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    I find this hilarious. Even more so if during the silence they ask me to elaborate and I mumble a completely irrelevant idiom.

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  • [–] 44 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Whenever we pass Miramira jewelry store one of us always says "Mira mira..." (translates pretty much to "would you look at that...") to get the other one to look.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Do you know the "gatocitos" Lady? She always starts her videos with "mira mira" 🤣

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/Deie8i1hhPX/?obrf=MXh1a3g4NnF1N2Zhbw%3D%3D

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  • [–] 30 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I have learned a new behavior to perform in lieu of having a personality.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    "Hokay so"

    must always be followed by

    "here's the earth".

    Such is the law.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 days ago

    I’ve had worse boyfriends

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  • I can hear my wife howling in the other room after sending this so I think I just gave her a new joke lmao

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  • lol I’m gonna start doing this

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  • [–] 15 points 3 days ago

    Okay, but why won’t anyone answer my question:

    What’s this four?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago
    [–] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

    Thing colouring page, if anyone's interested. Sorry for the slop. I just happened to have this on my phone.

    :

    [gross AI slop body horror involving paw patrol characters]
    :

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 2 days ago* (6 children)

    I don't know what's more disgusting here; the body horror, the slop, or the canine cops. Either way, this should probably be spoiler tagged with a content warning

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    My kids daycare uses a lot of ai colouring pages. I was planning on slipping a few of these into the stack. Kids love paw patrol, so I'm sure they would be popular.

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  • [–] [S, M] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    I guess I should reiterate: this is an image of NSFW body horror in a non NSFW thread, and thus I'd greatly appreciate if you spoiler tag it like so (without the / of course):

    /

    [Content warning about body horror here]the image

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Ok, done. Although I personally don't think there's anything nsfw about it.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago

    Technically, only Chase is a cop, the others have other jobs. But Bluey is the far more superior cartoon with talking dogs. There's no set formula and the only cop I recall is the one that gave Frisky a speeding ticket about ten minutes ago near the juice shop.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    How do they know it’s The Thing without being able to do the blood test though?

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  • He's a keeper for sure 😄

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago

    Oh, this is perfect because it's actually just like two posts down on my all feed from the poster of the thing.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago

    That is so something I would do...

    ...if I wasn't single

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