okay i applied to it no way in a million years i get it but it would be very funny

My bitterness is going to momentarily make me type like a cheesy anime villain for a second but:

Oh how my spiteful joy swells as they panic buy stupid shit like this as the reality of their bubble closes in around them.

For all the books you've burned and creativity you've bastardized, I hope you squirm

More likely they're hoping to nepohire their buddy who took a philosophy 101 course back in college but have to pretend it is an actual position.

Bit idea: Take the job as a non-philosopher using ChatGPT to hallucinate your credentials, feed them ChatGPT's answers to all of their questions.

Get that bag

and then Ma awlays told me philosopher is "not a real job", egg on her face!

so uhh is it okay if i go there and use my philosophic merits to argue for the destruction of their AI

"Please provide ideological justification for our cleptocratic project and do it quickly before the bubble bursts"

Related existential comic.

Another one.

I remember a stat about unemployment among STEM vs philosophy graduates and it was supposedly higher in the first

Conceptual reasoning fellow

Mental masturbator gooner

Hey it's me ur philosopher

thanks for the offer but I'm more of an intuition and vibes fella, sorry

Seems like an easy bag to grab: "yeah your statistical model sucks at being a philosopher, that'll be $167,000, please"

Help us define consciousness such that Claude already has it