The Factory pattern is the most proletarian Gang of Four pattern. Unfortunately, it is nearly always abused by the bourgeoisie and its insistence on the existence of private static void property.

Object orientation? When will you wokies stop making up new sexualities?

Y'all talk about wanting to smash the state, or at least let it wither away, and yet you keep building state machines.

babe wake up, new side effects just dropped

Classes? Inheritance? Do you have any idea where you are bucko?

OOP THERE IT IS!!!

Sounds like a good time for an Introduction to Objectivist C!