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[–] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

Did you AI it?

Yes, but we're finding all these mistakes.

Then AI it again!

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  • [–] 11 points 8 hours ago

    Enough great games have been made that I never need to touch a future title again if the entire industry turns to shit.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 hours ago

    This is going to go one of two ways. It'll either be regular bad, nobody will like it, it'll get ignored and flop inside of a couple months, or it'll be absolutely gloriously terrible and it'll get memed on for a couple months then flop.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 hours ago

    Oh this is gonna go really well for them, I can tell. They should invest every dollar they have into this guaranteed winner.

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  • [–] 24 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    it's not that i particularly like valve, it's that their competition is always so much worse

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  • [–] 16 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    I like valve well enough for what they are. They've done some horrific shit, don't get me wrong, they pretty much invented lootboxes. but generally speaking, they're pretty good for the overall gaming landscape, which is impressive when their main competitors are complete freaks like ea, ubisoft, microsoft, and now epic. like, if epic or microsoft got a functional monopoly on pc gaming every game would cost like 3x as much as it does now, you'd be paying a subscription for the privilege of buying games on their store, and there would be absolutely NO innovation to make the gaming landscape better. using linux would be illegal.

    valve has had a functional monopoly in this space for like 20 years and they really haven't made life worse for their users so far

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  • [–] 31 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    Disney-focused, live service, shooter made entirely with AI? This game gonna be so slop it’s gonna end popular use of the word slop.

    the slop to end all slop.

    the sloppening.

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  • [–] 22 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    No part of this sentence does anything but make me frown.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 hours ago

    Nice of them to let us know it will be crap in advance

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  • [–] 30 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

    No More Hand-Written Code

    They make programmers sound like calligraphers.

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  • [–] 24 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    Just yesterday I had to comb through a 17-ft roll of parchment looking for a dropped semicolon.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 hours ago

    Heh, when I worked as a designer/CAD monkey I once spent about a week learning basic autoLISP and putting together a couple of very simple plugins, despite having literally no programming experience. Actual nightmare. Added bonus, the plugins weren't really all that useful as they duplicated tasks that only took ~30s each, down to maybe 10s with the plugin. They were nifty and I am proud I did it but god damn. I had thought they would take maybe an hour or so each. I was wrong.

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  • kirkified jonesy

    this will be fortnite in 2026

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