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A phantasmal success (thelemmy.club)
submitted 6 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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[–] 6 points 6 days ago (4 children)

What skeleton parts (I tried to say, what body parts, but it didn't work) does a skeleton use for kissing?

And, does it rattle?

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  • [–] 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    they're called bones. An xokeleton will typically wet their teeth with some water before pressing them on your face. Note that due to the lack of nose they can press their whole face into your cheek, like a cat nuzzle. Very cute.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    I'm sorry but that is incredibly offensive to the mortally challenged, and completely inaccurate to boot. These clearly are living creatures as can be seen by the huge amounts of skin and saliva. The jaw of the black creature is also wide open, which is clearly not how an xoskeleton would kiss,.

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