Oh oh, he didn’t even say “no homo”. /s

Remember when he talked about Arnold Palmers penis?

He's fond of men and blonde women.

just like hesgeth wanted to inspectng strapping young men in the military.

Howard Dean said "YEAAAAA!" and it was the end of his political career.

WHAT

and then my mouth opened a little. My tongue extended. I was salivating profusely.... sorry where was I. Vote for me on the ballot for senate! No wait. Iran and Yemen think I'm on the ballot. I'm not deeply tonguing that ass. sorry, where was I?

"I don't do this with men very often..."

Really cause he seems to do this a lot.

"Not in a gay way of course. I was just looking at his ass thinking about squeezing it, but not in a gay way. Just to see how firm it was so I could imagine biting it, not in a gay way though. I could even imagine sticking a finger up there and holding him like a bowling ball in a very straight masculine way of course."

I’m like 99% sure he’s bisexual.

This is much funnier when you look up Chase Oliver, and see that he was the Libertarian presidential candidate in 2024. He is also openly gay.

It had been a while.

In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

Name was Russell.

Gay jokes are big with the MAGA set. Makes them feel cosmopolitan.

Bubba must be seething with jealousy.