American version of Keep Calm and Carry On
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It's gonna all work out.... for them. It always does.
Feels like the sort of thing that a problem gambler says right before betting the last of his savings on Red 32.
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I trust the plan 
Literally just "It's fine trust me bro"
2025 White House Twitter: We are going to fucking kill Jimmy Kimmel. We are going to raze Martha's Vineyard. We are going to mandate Slur Saturdays. beg for mercy
2026 White House Twitter: They let me on the roof again Chiblee, bad news for America!
For him... At the expense of most of us.
God I hope to see him crash deeply before he dies.
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Don't worry, kitten!
Wow he's really depressed now isn't he
Nothing Ever Happens gang now can count Trump among their number
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