Yeah, how about no

Cockroaches are mammals???

Does this mean we're going to start breeding cockroaches for breast size?

Roaches have nipples? Greg, I'm talking to you.

How do you milk them?

Imagine how many cock roaches you need to milk to fill a glass

I didn't know cockroaches were mammals. Everyday is a new lesson on Lemmy.

Don't tell this to RFK Jr.

Gotta suck on that cock

It was the next obvious place.

how did they grab the roach titties

I'll just drink four times as much milk.

They have to kill the mothers. It's nowhere near a practical food. One estimate suggested you'd need around a thousand roaches to get about 100 grams of crystals. The more realistic idea scientists floated was sequencing the genes behind the protein and producing it with yeast. 😬

The scientists that tested it can have it all for themselves, I'll even give them a free pass to lord it over us cow milk drinking peons.

I believe this is Cockroach Janta Party (a satirical political party in india) propaganda.

"Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen..." - Jackie Treehorn

why bother when oat milk is best milk anyways

Okay so... One species of cockroach DOES produce "milk" but its the Pacific beetle cockroach (Diploptera punctata)

They secrete the "milk" into the brood sack (uterus-like pouch housing embryos).

1. milk the roaches.
2. roast the roaches.
3. Grind the roaches.
4. Drip them...

Delicious, low impact, home made drink!

I'm stick to oat thanks. You keep that.